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A Disney Cruise Blog
Without the pixie dust

Honest stories, real reviews, and port adventures — from two empty nesters and one very opinionated toy giraffe, who has been known to tell a sea story or two.

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The anchor rating system

Every review on this blog ends with Captain J.J.’s official verdict. His methodology is proprietary. His standards are high. His patience for mediocre buffets is limited.

Disappointing
⚓⚓Fine, he supposes
⚓⚓⚓Solid. Would revisit.
⚓⚓⚓⚓Genuinely excellent
⚓⚓⚓⚓⚓Captain’s choice